Thursday, October 23, 2008

The story of Raj and Chandrayaan-III, 2015

Once upon a time the Indian government has taken a bold step in field of space science and decided to send a manned mission to moon. And the man would be picked from the common public. Then ISRO started to find out a person to whom they could send to space. A person with courageous dare, who has the power to challenge the universe. ISRO, VSSC, SHAR and others with the help of NASA had prepared the PSLV G-10 for the purpose. They started taking opinions, of different persons of varied disciplines, for that person.
First of them was Amar Singh he suggested to send Mayawati. And Mayawati vice versa. Guru Greg Chapple suggested for Sourav Ganguli.King Khan suggested for Salman.Shekhar Suman suggestd for Siddhu. Jayalalita suggested for Karunanidhi. Pravin Todgadiya suggested for M.F. Hussain. Narendra Modi suggested for Soniya and Rahul. Ratan Tata for Mamataa. Prakash Karat for George W. Bush. Georg Bush for Osama Bin Laden. In this way many people suggested their rivals with their own reasons. But dissatisfied with this progress ISRO started SMS and online opinion from the whole country. At that time only one person was able and fulfill the requirement of ISRO; and of course he was no other than Mr. Raj Thakery a person with great destructive powers. Then suddenly the plan was corrected and they decided to send a mute spectator with him; who will be with controlling powers. And yes you guessed correctly; he was no other than Mr. Vilasrao Deshmukh. He was a man who had great experience of watching burning situations in Maharashtra during his chief minister ship of the state.
Ultimately on the dooms day the rocket was sent to space. Just before the launching the entire omen happens. It was black clouds all over the sky,thunderstorms, lightening, everything.Screeching-owls all around. Even scientist's heart beat fasten. Any how the launch was completed with great difficulties.
After a few days when they landed on the surface of moon; a great calm prevailed on the mother earth.
But just after two days panic spread all over the world. The reason was the moon was divided into two halves; one was up on U.S. and another one was … Guess?
Yes you guessed again correctly another one was up on the great Maharashtra.
THE END
So, what is the moral of the story?
Never send politician to space otherwise aliens would be disturbed and they can even attack on earth.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Tare Zameen Par

At last Tare Zameen Par is nominated for Oscars. This movie must win the award. Because this is a film I had seen after such a long time that touches our heart; and it is India's badluck that we have only one Ammir Khan. I had worked for some time in schools. I had seen dyslexia in such a manner in students that is innumerable.
Infact I was also a victim of this in my childhood. I couldn't read english words, due to this I was failed in second std.One incident I want to mention on which my family members still laugh and I also laugh. The incident is that, in the final examinaation of 2nd std it was English paper. At that time we don't have any printed question paper. All the questions were written on the black board.I seen all them but I was only able to recognise the alphabets and nothing else.We sat on tat-patti on those days and the windows of our class room were a hollow one. We can easily see all the outer world the mountains, trees, birds, butterfly,dragonfly everything. Half of the exam time I was in my dreamland and in the later half I made drawings of flagstaff, a cow, a tree, mountain and rising sun, national flag, some grass, one bird and some more things I don't remember now. After the results were declared principal invited my father and showed him my answer booklet; and said "look sir what your artist son has done in English paper" and as he was a friend of my father he asked whether to promot or not to promot the boy for next std. My father decided I should repeat.
I was even not as smart as other children.I had only one girlfriend. And we had good understanding. Even she was more smart than me.And I had one more friend Anup. I and Anup always sat side by side and talk all the time. At last when the annoyed teacher had no other option she send Anup to the top left corner of the class and me to the last line right corner. It was a heart breaking situation. But after some time I created my own world with the help of that hollow window. From that window I had seen the rainbow very first time. I always thought what would be behind those white clouds; and many such fancies.
When the new session began I with all my friends came and sat in 3rd std. After the attendence the class teacher asked who were left. I was the only boy. Teacher holded me by my hand and took me to the a new room that was now meant for 2nd std and our old class was now 3rd std. I was shocked. After this day what happened with me the whole next year in school that was totally flashed off from my mind. This badly affected my self confidence.But now i am 27 and quite normal. Almost every child shows some of the characterstics of the disease in different measure. INDIA is suffering from this problem from unknown times especially the countryside and the situation is still grim. And we have only one provocator Ammir khan.
This movie is at the same time a commercial hit and a classic one.
O Oscar judges !! for the sake of thousands and lakhs children of India and the World give this Indian movie the award. Then only the pestige of the Oscars will be maintained.

Mahatma on Indian Railways

My Last Love letter

WHY...WHY…WHY…
Why are you so, I don’t know
What you like, I don’t know
What you dislike I don’t know
How to know about you I don’t know
If you hate someone then say so
If you not hate then say also
If you want to kill someone
Moreover, want to say, “I want to be a Dracula for you”
Then also say so
Because it needs words to know about someone
What is in somebody’s mind?
Human mind is a marvelous boon from God
It spreads signals all around
One can understand the other one through these signals
But for that, also one must have to keep the mind on
And the windows of mind open enough
To send the signals out of it
Human emotions are too fragile
Handel with care God instructs
But who cares
If anybody can’t respect others emotion
Then say clearly “Dump your emotion wherever you want”
If its day say so; if its night say so
If its yes then yes; if its no then no
Logic says two conditions not possible at the same time
So why such a confusion in this world
Only the dead ones are in a problem free zone
Problems are sign of life
Only fortunate ones are benefited with it
Be sure you are alive

Faith, belief, honesty, truth, friendship and many of their brothers and sisters are still alive and exist in this world. Do you know any of them?

“Speaking is silver, Silence is Gold” But life sometimes demand some silver coins for little happiness. It is not the Gold we always use.

Change is the only eternal truth of nature. A change for good is always welcomed.

Anybody can’t make happy all the people at the same time.

So don’t worry be happy!!!!

Fwd: Fw: Yashu with Vishwanathan Anand!!!

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